Loans Blog

Oh my God! I ate one tiny piece of chocolate cake yesterday and I've put on about ten stone!! It's not fair, Jennie from the commercial loans department eats about seven bags of crisps a day and still looks like a rake.

I need to be thin before my date on Friday. There just isn't time! If only I could make some kind of deal to get the body I want instantly and then do the exercise afterwards to pay for it... a bit like a bridging loan for fatties!